WhoKilledKirov

A kitchen.   MAN and WOMAN stand centre stage, in front of a counter with drawers.  They are arguing as lights fade on. WOMAN.  Look. It’s called a double suicide pact for a reason. I kill myself, and then you kill yourself. MAN.  Why are we doing this again? Do I have to kill myself? WOMAN.  Yes. MAN.  I don’t like the smell of blood. WOMAN. So what? MAN. I don’t like iron either. Probably because iron smells like blood. WOMAN.  Shut up. MAN.  Don’t tell me to shut up. WOMAN.  When you shut up, I’ll stop telling yo